Love Has No Age….

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn’t go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.