Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Fraud With Men.........

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Meaning Of SEX....:)

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

Don't Believe on Girlsssssssss

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Pakistani And American:

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.

Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.

Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.

Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.

Teacher :What Happend Johnny?

Boy : Ma’am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Jock of the day: Medical Question

Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.

Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.

Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.

Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.

Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart

Risk Factors:
- Teenagers
- Boys Without Sisters
- Girls Without Brothers

Etiology:
- Time Pass
- Desired To Be Loved
- Money And Beauty

Symptoms:
- Tension
- Daydream
- Tachycardia
- Insomnia
- Phone Addict
- No Concentration

Investigation:
- Diary
- Album
- Books
- Mobile (Most Confirmatory)

Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom’s Chappal. ;->

Anybody here.............

Love Has No Age….

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn’t go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

Jock of the day.

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D